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[obdurates]

no luck needed, i'm naturally good at most things
unfair i know but we all have our burdens to bear
you mean i can't bowl in my boots?

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if by 'most things' you mean jerking it to yourself in the mirror, sure
have you never been to a bowling alley?

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i couldn't go around making clary jealous like that
physically been in a bowling alley? no, but still confident

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somehow i doubt that would generate much jealousy

when were you thinking?
i'm looking forward to watching you fall on your ass

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tomorrow evening
get used to disappointment. loser buys dinner.

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oh, you're on
i hope you've budgeted for this because i have a pretty expensive appetite