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[recoined]

( literally throws her phone across the room. why is this happening? who has she wronged in this life? why is she being punished? why are boys such utter garbage at talking about emotions? )

jesus yourself, robbie

( WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT ABOUT SAYING THE ACTUAL WORDS??? )

if you think for one millisecond that i don't want to date you, you're delusional
but right now i mostly just want to smack you
so if you could, please, say the fucking words
it might help me go from wanting to smack you to wanting to do something else

[acuerdo]

[why can't they just have the equivalent of facebook so he can just update his relationship status and be done with it.

instead he's tormenting both of them with his inability to words.]

are we seeing each other exclusively? can i stop telling people that you're not my girlfriend when they ask?

because i want you to be.
and can you please maybe delete these texts after so that there's no evidence of me being anything other than a badass?

[recoined]

( backspace backspace backspace. do not write i love you. do not be that bitch, kimberly hart. )

i fully plan on making sure you have neither the time or the stamina to date anybody else
and as far as questions go, you can tell people whatever you want
but i'm keeping these texts forever

...

i do have a follow-up question, though: who's asking?

[acuerdo]

[for the sake of both of their brains, please don't. she just got him to say something. does she want him to run screaming for the hills?

okay so maybe it would be more like brood silently and work on cars all day but still.]

not that i don't appreciate the implication that you're going to test my stamina some more

but you said isn't really an answer.

what do YOU want ME to be?

no one important. just some customers who've seen you around the shop. the girl at the florist. this nice old man at the grocery store. not like a ton of folks.

[recoined]

( drags hands down face, DON'T BE SUCH A BABY. )

you're a real pain in my ass, did you know that?

if you want to tell the flower girl that your girlfriend likes hydrangeas and peonies, feel free
i don't care
i just want my boyfriend to get over here already

is that clear enough for you?

[acuerdo]

[hydrangeas and peoonies. he files that bit away for future reference. but more importantly fires back a quick text.]

crystal.

[recoined]

( while she doesn't reply with any actual words, per se... the included screenshot is probably worth at least a thousand or so. maybe two. )