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i'm so american wHAT

[creatio]

you do remember the swimsuit fiasco, right?

pip pip!

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i TOLD you if you wore a two piece it would be easier!!!

:|

[creatio]

i don't like being mostly naked!!!
that includes at halloween.

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what if you're like, mostly naked in terms of clothes
but you do a fancy rune thing so it LOOKS like you have more clothes on
or just body paint
that's also a thing

[creatio]

that's not how runes work and also clubs are sweaty and paint melts.

( She's not a prude, she's just ... particular. )

i'd go as ariel though.
what are your costume ideas?

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can't they?
jace always bitches that he can't use his glamour runes here because the city won't let him be invisible
which tbh i think is a good thing because that's creepy

( STOP RUINING HER FUN. )

you can't give me a rune that makes me glitter or whatever???

[creatio]

well, they can't make it look like you have more clothes on. or at least, i don't think they can.
if someone had the sight they'd see you in all your naked glory and that does not sound like fun.

and no. if magnus were here maybe. but by myself? no glitter.

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we should try this
it can be our project
if you realize it doesn't work it's not like you haven't seen it before

( hey, girl. )

and you can be ariel but i call dibs on jasmine

[creatio]

you know i'm still worried you might become evil and demonic if i rune you, right?

but you'd make an awesome jasmine.

[recoined]

does the whole 'power coin that heals me in my sleep' thing not help at all
because i'm pretty sure even if i did become an evil demon i'd be okay by morning
that's kinda the whole point

and duh
you'll make a hot ariel with all that red hair
i can braid in some sparkly ribbon

[creatio]

but what if it goes wrong!!!
we can't just call the silent brothers from another dimension

( Clary is the #momfriend. )

ooh, yes. that would be super cute.

[recoined]

if the doctors here can instantly heal a broken arm, i'm pretty sure they can fix it
i might have to do a little extra cuddling after but i'm sure i can find a willing partner for that

( kimberly is not the mom friend. she's the hot mess friend, but that's what makes her fun. right? and besides, girl cuddles are good cuddles. )

so it's settled
you'll be hot ariel
i'll find a jasmine costume
and we'll be super hot princesses who get a million free drinks

[creatio]

ugh, okay fine.
but you better not die on me.

( She'd be super cross!!! )

you know, you might reconsider whenever you finally get to meet drunk Clary, she's the worst.

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i'm not going to die on you
a) i don't want anybody else living in my room
and b) i literally just got a boyfriend so it would be super bad timing

( she's told clary about the whole 'official' thing, right? hasn't she? maybe she hasn't. whoops. )

drunk clary is probably just as cute as sober clary
i'm ready

[creatio]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DID HE ASK YOU?
SHALL I BRING WINE HOME?
I'M BRINGING WINE HOME.

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yes
he asked me
technically it was more of a we asked each other without really asking sort of thing but yes

you're definitely yelling in public right now, aren't you???

( not that she's... complaining, really. she's smiling all the same very fondly into her phone. and maybe sending over a very relevant screenshot. )

[creatio]

i'm ngl i did a little happy dance in the grocery store.

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so i guess that means you approve?

also halloween is still just us
but maybe we can do a double date or something
drag jace out of his dungeon lair

[creatio]

i definitely approve.
and it's about time!
i thought i'd have to go threaten him one of these days.

how's robbie's ego?
are we going to sprain something rolling our eyes?

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there is literally nothing stopping you from doing it anyway
but please let me hide in a bush nearby or something so i can watch his horrified reaction

and as far as ego goes, he's not as bad as jace
but no one on earth is as bad as jace
just don't ask him about his car or he won't shut up for an hour at least

[creatio]

i'll give you the heads up so you can make sure your phone is fully charged and ready to record it.

i don't know much about cars so it'd go over my head.
neither does jace. but at least i grew up with them.
it'd be cool to do something though.

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perfect
it'll be like one of those prank shows

i still don't know anything about cars
is it bad that i start tuning out after a few minutes?
it's just so boring

[creatio]

i'm trying to learn more about them.
mostly because i want to show off to jace.

( She's asked Baby to teach her better driving skills, but she's not sure how Kimberly will feel with her bringing him up. Best to be vague for now. )

but i still don't want to know what's under the hood or how many horses it can outrun.

( /s )