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[puppypower]

oh god im so sorry i didnt mean to send you any of that i thought this was my friend i think i hit the wrong number im so sorry

[recoined]

it's fine, don't worry about it
malia's a friend of mine

i'm kimberly, by the way

[puppypower]

you know her?
dont tell her i said any of that. please
or better yet just ignore that i said anything in the first place??

[recoined]

let me guess: this wasn't about sex at all
was this about the whole werewolf thing? or werecoyote?
which one are you?

[puppypower]

[werewolf. werecoyote. oh crap...]

no i was totally talking about sex what else could it mean???

[recoined]

is that your final answer?
because i can definitely ask malia whose number this is instead if you'd rather me do that

[puppypower]

no wait you dont need to do that!
i was talking about swimming okay
someone wanted to go skinny dipping and i they thought i was weird for wanting to wear trunks

[...that works in the context, right?]

[recoined]

( real talk: she's definitely going to ask malia whose number this is. but for now, she'll let him think he's getting off easy. )

you should tell your "friend" that skinny dipping is a summer thing

[puppypower]

ill let her know. thanks

[or rather, he'll just go find a hole to bury himself in]