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( it might be a stupid question, but at least it's a well-intentioned one. )

he met you there?
as in, 'hey, i'm bored, let's get a drink'
or 'i'd like to take you out for a drink, i'll meet you at eight?'

( she knows exactly one boy in sansa's age range with the smooth moves and a penchant for mahogany. if she's right... well, at least sansa has good taste. )

there weren't any drinks involved. he had me meet him there before it opened so he could show me the piano because i told him i liked to play the harp.

is that a date?

did this mystery guy with a piano give you his name? or did he just go by mystery piano guy?

he told me his name was baby. i met him at ice bowling.

( OH HO HO. )

i know him
he's very good at making breakfast :)

when are you going out with him next?

i'm not sure. should i ask him to make me breakfast? he would have to wake up very early to come over and make breakfast.

no

you have breakfast the morning after, sansa
like if you hook up with him

( but this is sansa we're talking about... )

or if you stay over on the couch, which is totally also an option

( Sansa blinks at her device for a moment, trying to parse what Kimberly's suggesting she might do. Sleeping in his house? Sleeping with him? )

are you suggesting he would want to assert marital rights with me and make me breakfast afterward?

no!!!!!!!!
if anybody tries to assert ANYthing with you, kick them in the literal balls and get the fuck out

baby's a good guy
you can totally hold hands with him
and if he does anything funny at all i'll kick his ass for you

i'm not a virgin, kimberly. i know what men want from women. it's not holding hands.

( Sansa rubs her temples for a moment and tries to deal with the fact that apparently she's in over her head. Hmm. )

is he still going to want to make me breakfast if i don't go to bed with him?

( that? is a surprise. but she can work with that. )

idk how you expected me to know that when you dress like you're going to my grandma's first slumber party in the 1950s

( aka like a nun. )

look
not all guys just want to fuck you and move on
baby's a really good guy

i mean, he's one of my best friends
and he'll totally make you breakfast if you ask
just give me a heads up so i can make sure i drag robbie out of the house so you have some privacy

( #girlpower )

i was married to the bastard of the dreadfort. he asserted his rights thoroughly enough. i'm not a virgin, no matter how i dress.

( Is dry resignation something that can be communicated over text? Sansa isn't certain of that but Kimberly is one of three people to know she'd ever been married. )

what if i never want to? i don't like it. going to bed, not breakfast. i like breakfast fine.

then don't do it
i mean, i like it, but you don't have to
nobody should make you do anything you don't want to do, and if they try, tell them to go fuck themselves

( she doesn't know what the bastard of the anything is, but she knows enough to assume the kind of shit she's talking about. and she's not here for that. )

i don't know about your bastard but high school guys suck at getting girls off
so i can totally understand if it wasn't any good for you
but it doesn't have to suck if you find the right partner

( this is a really weird way to compliment your boyfriend but... when in cadelle? )

it hurts and i hate it and i don't know if i could do it again even if he wanted to - right partner or not. i would rather kiss him. why don't men like kissing?

( overshare? probably an overshare. )

i can tell you from experience that baby likes kissing
you can figure out the rest when or if you feel up to figuring it out

you've kissed him? you just kissed him or did you wait for him to kiss you?

i think he kissed me
but i don't remember, tbh

( it was a while ago, to be fair. )

i don't usually wait for a guy to kiss me if i'm interested, but that's just me

should i kiss him? would he like that, you think?

if you want to, yeah
to both questions

it'll be really fucking weird for both of you if you kiss him and you don't want to, though

i want to. i just want to know that he wants me to! if he doesn't he won't like it.

( lol k. )

i still say you should just do it
but i could ask him for you, if you want

dating is complicated.
i think marriage was easier. at least then i knew my station.

( she's not even dating him, even. somebody needs to explain to sansa the difference between 'hanging out' and 'dating' and 'hooking up'. somebody who's not kimberly hart. )

i'll talk to him for you and let you know
but we're going to get you in some shorts before you guys hang out again

shorts? why should i wear them?

because you're not going to get a boy to kiss you in my grandma's nightgown, sansa
you don't have to dress like a hooker but you have to dress the part

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