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[creatio]

i didn't know you were a fitness celebrity!!

( She's trolling you. )

but it should work. we'll test it out. you can go into your room and scream at the top of your lungs and i'll see if i can hear you.

[recoined]

very funny

we should probably warn the neighbors before we do that
just in case they think you're trying to murder me

[creatio]

it'll work.
trust me.

and if it doesn't, just forewarn me. i'll put my headphones on.

[recoined]

how much advanced notice are you asking for here
because i might be a little preoccupied

( you know. normal things. )

[creatio]

pick an emoji.
an 'about to get the d' emoji.
then you can text me it.

[recoined]

( that is so... why is this her life? why is she choosing a "please put your headphones on so i can get laid" emoji? how did this happen???

but... it is happening. so. )

🍬🍬🍬

i feel like you should also pick one
just to be on the safe side

[creatio]

( She signed up for this making Clary her housemate. )

cool.
and i probably shouldn't choose the knife emoji. that would be mean.
📣?

[recoined]

the knife emoji is for horrible dates
like an sos

'please save me or i'm gonna knife this guy' kind of dates

[creatio]

i was going to say i probably wouldn't send it but i don't know if jace does dates.
or anything that isn't like, stabbing your enemies.

[recoined]

make him take you on a date, clary
if he's going to be a little bitch about his feelings the least he can do is take you to dinner

[creatio]

it's not his fault.
usually when we do stuff together we get interrupted by demons. or vampires. or werewolves. or warlocks.

( Or her terrible, no good father. )

[recoined]

i mean it's definitely still his fault
i haven't done a formal poll or anything but i think you're probably safe from demons here

in theory, anyway

[creatio]

it looks like it.
hopefully the curse has lifted.

but i'll see. maybe i'll take him on one instead.

[recoined]

very sadie hawkins
too bad there's not a dance you could invite him to

make it like homecoming
tons of glitter on a giant sign and a huge stuffed bear
embarrass him so badly he'll never force you to ask him again

[creatio]

i'll think about it :)

( It would be hilarious, she's not going to lie. )

but seriously, we'll things out with the house.
did you have a nice time on your date? i want details!

[recoined]

it wasn't really a date
we haven't actually gone on any dates tbh

kind of got distracted

[creatio]

( She's shaking her head. Fondly though. )

k, you need to make him take you somewhere nice.
buy you flowers.
pull out your chair.