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Kimberly Hart (18)pink is my signature color. my boyfriend's basically a human flamethrower. anything else will cost you. ... preferably via debt paid in the form of strawberry donuts from glazed, because those things are amazing.

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mr darcy
pride and prejudice? rich dude who stands in the rain and #emotes?

( okay, so she skimmed the cliff notes... don't judge her. )

i'm more of a dinner and a movie girl

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I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that. Perhaps it was after my time.

[ He certainly doesn't know what she's talking about with #emotes. Kimberly, could you please make this easier for him? ]

What about Netflix? I've been told there's films on there?

[ Emma taught him about Netflix long before. He doesn't claim to know anything about it though. ]

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okay, buddy
you don't know about pride and prejudice but you know about netflix?

( something's not adding up )

and no, netflix doesn't count
like a date. dinner, some kind of public activity, some kind of non-platonic energy generation?

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[ Gods, she's awful picky about her wooing. Clearly you don't just want to be reversed and search big elephants, Kimberly. ]

A woman I knew told me about it. I didn't say I know about it. I just know of it. She didn't talk about this Mr. Darcy ever. Sorry.

Really what you want is a date?

[ Women. ]

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( listen, if he's all talk and no action, she'll be bored in half a second. )

i like to be entertained
what, don't think you can manage that?

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[ He's very much action, but it seems you just want talk, Kimberly. Talk and bloody movies. But he'll play at this little game. She's very pretty. ]

I can manage a lot, love. A date is quite simple. What sort of film would you like to see?

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( you better have something better than 'pretty', captain hook, or you're gonna walk the plank. )

wow, such confidence for someone who's never heard of mr darcy
as long as it's not a horror movie, i'm flexible

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[ He has lots better than pretty. He's a man of many words usually, Kimberly. It's a little more difficult these days for him. But he's trying. ]

I'm from the Enchanted Forest. Dates have existed across the realms.

[ Courting isn't as difficult as one would think. It's just time consuming. ]

Given my day to day horrors back home I think I'd opt out of horrors as well. I was once told about a film involving a man named Marty McFly. Does that interest you?

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( i'm from the enchanted forest. okay, and kimberly's the queen of england. lay off the magic mushrooms, killian. it's clearly warping your sense of reality. )

i'm sure they have

and as far as the movie goes, i'm game if you are
is it playing somewhere or is this more of a netflix and chill arrangement?

( not that she's opposed either way. she just wants to see what kind of date he has in mind. )

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[ You can take a coin from a magic mountain and fight aliens, but you can't believe in Captain Hook, Kimberly? Really? ]

I'm not certain, but it's one of the only films I'm really familiar with. Unless you're a Star Wars fan.

[ Henry taught him a thing or two about those. Mostly the Wookie Prisoner Gag. ]

I don't imagine they'd be playing anywhere.

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( netflix and chill it is. )

i was slave leia for halloween one year but that's about it
back to the future's fine

just let me know when?

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I'm not certain what slave Leia is, but why would you want to be a slave for Halloween?

[ None of this makes a whole lot of sense. But that's fine. ]

I'll message you soon.