i. can we wait to see what happens before we start making plans and starting fires?
ii. why does patience have to be a virtue? why can't HURRY THE FUCK UP be a virtue?
iii. why can't i make out with captain america?????? IT'S ALMOST VETERAN'S DAY!
iv. remember, this is a secret... we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied.
v. no. i am too tired to deal with your everything. reread this every time you feel the need to text back and then don't.