» stand there and watch me burn.

[recoined]

hit me with your best shot.

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tfln take three.

[recoined]

i. can we wait to see what happens before we start making plans and starting fires?
ii. why does patience have to be a virtue? why can't HURRY THE FUCK UP be a virtue?
iii. why can't i make out with captain america?????? IT'S ALMOST VETERAN'S DAY!
iv. remember, this is a secret... we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied.
v. no. i am too tired to deal with your everything. reread this every time you feel the need to text back and then don't.

iii

[beanchaointe]

Honey, that wasn't Captain America. Let's not disgrace the abs of Chris Evans, with whatever that mess was.

[recoined]

i'm telling you, he's captain america
maybe the beard is throwing you off but i SWEAR he's captain america
10/10 would make out with

[beanchaointe]

I am taking a picture of him for you to regret when you're sober. But you can't say I didn't try to warn you.

[recoined]

don't be mad
iron man is here too
but he's kind of a dick

[beanchaointe]

Well, at least he's in character.

[Tony Stark is not her preferred superhero. Talk to her when an actual 6'3" Hemsworth walks into the party, then you'll have her attention.]

[recoined]

the bar is pretty low for that guy

( #ironmansucks, okay. )

please tell me you're actually coming to this party
there are way too many annoying people here i don't want to talk to

[beanchaointe]

Yeah, I'm coming. I'm about a block away. Don't worry, I'm not going to abandon you.

iii.

[recruited]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that wasn't meant for me was it?

how did i know you'd pick that one.

[recoined]

maybe it was
it IS almost veteran's day

you can't put one in there about captain america and not expect him to respond

[recruited]

Was it actually for me, Kimberly?

maybe it was intentional!!!

[recoined]

well, do you have an answer for me?
why can't i make out with captain america?
it's seasonally appropriate

( she's not pouting. you're pouting. )

[recruited]

I asked my question first. Answer mine and maybe I'll answer yours.

[recoined]

and what's your answer if i say yes?

[recruited]

Then I might have to mirror your response with my own yes.

iv

[focally]

if i try not to look suspicious
i'm just gonna look more suspicious
what am i supposed to do???

[recoined]

look less suspicious, obviously
i'm not really interested in the veronica lodge freakout tbh

[focally]

this is me trying to look less suspicious
you and me both. i'm legitimately concerned for my safety

[recoined]

you look like you're about to puke
tone it down

and maybe you should have thought about that before you agreed to go out with her

v

[redcoin]

Geez, Kim, what'd I do this time?

[recoined]

i have an iou for "stolen clothes" with your name on it

( it was probably a prank, and maybe he didn't even do it, but she's still grumpy about it. )

i had to walk all the way back from the gym in my spankies IN THE COLD

[redcoin]

​( Stolen clothes? Why would he even- )

Why would I take your clothes?

Besides, I've been with Zack and Billy all day.

[recoined]

you tell me, bossman
why would someone steal my clothes and write your name on the iou

iv.

[unhesitating]

but what about looking suspicious AND sexually satisfied

[recoined]

...

i could be convinced. what's your offer?