» stand there and watch me burn.

[recoined]

hit me with your best shot.

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[eggsy]

suppose that means i know what i'll be doing this evening.
are you available for a practical demonstration?

[recoined]

oh, i don't know, i think i might have had plans
but i think i can squeeze you in

[eggsy]

how magnanimous of you.
shall i bring over a bottle of wine?

[recoined]

consider yourself blessed
i think you shall, my lord

[eggsy]

you're in for quite the night, m'lady.
red or white?

[recoined]

surprise me
let's just hope you don't disappoint

[eggsy]

to quote one of my idols: manners maketh man.
a gentleman never disappoints.

[recoined]

please tell me you're not trying to get into my pants with a shakespeare quote