» stand there and watch me burn.

[recoined]

hit me with your best shot.

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[recoined]

i don't think you have the body for a snuggie, jason scott

or apparently the ability to recognize when a girl just wants to cuddle
you were supposed to offer me your body heat
what kind of boy scout were you?

[quarterbacking]

the kind of boyscout that got a merit badge for his awesome fire starting skills
though i could be persuaded to use other means

[recoined]

don't start a literal fire in my bedroom, please
and what kind of persuasion could you possibly still need?