» stand there and watch me burn.

[recoined]

hit me with your best shot.

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[recoined]

i'm pretty sure that's like 80% because the editor has a crush on you
what's it going to cost me to get you to go?

[quarterbacking]

i didn't realize you had taken over editorial duties
good question. what's on the table?

[recoined]

very funny
i don't think you can call it a crush
and i'm definitely not claiming any of the mess that is the angel grove gazette

and weren't you listening?
there's a party in riverdale
i need a plus one and you need a night off from planning training sessions

[quarterbacking]

yeah yeah. no future career in journalism for you? you could have a column 'talk from the hart'

i make a pretty good plus one, i can see why you'd ask
alright, i'll go, but i'm driving

[recoined]

that does seem like a wasted opportunity
maybe if the whole superhero thing doesn't pan out

that surprises me
the good plus one, i mean
i had no plans to drive tbh