» stand there and watch me burn.

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hit me with your best shot.

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can't leave right now, unfortunately
i'm a little preoccupied
but you could always come join me instead

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( it's even his color. )

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Your legs look very occupied. My apologies.

Can I? You think there'll be enough room?

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for captain america, i think i can make room

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I'm not sure. Your tub looks a little small. I might need some more proof that I'll fit.

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do you think you might fit better if i sit in your lap?
because that can be arranged

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Ya know I always knew you were a problem solver.

I could definitely use a bath for the day.

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i can't promise you'll get any cleaner
but the water will still be warm if you hurry

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Just being submerged in the water is good enough.

Who says I didn't start hurrying when you invited me?

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the whole still being in the bath alone thing tells me you're not hurrying that much
but for the record: i can do better than just get you wet, captain

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Blame the cab I'm in.

What else can you?

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i've been told i'm very good at taking orders
for the right person, anyway :)

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I have been told I'm bossy.

Am I the right person?

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i suppose we'll have to find out, won't we
what's your first order, captain?

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Tell me what I'm in for when I get there.