» stand there and watch me burn.

[recoined]

hit me with your best shot.

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[recoined]

i'm sorry
i was just trying to motivate you to do something less boring than plan workout regimens
i'm pretty sure alpha can do that for us

[quarterbacking]

in theory, alpha could do it, yeah
and i'm not against your idea of a workout
just so you know

[recoined]

i workout plenty, excuse you
you should know
you used to watch me do it

[quarterbacking]

do you have to remind me??
i had to run so many bleachers after practice whenever coach caught me staring

[recoined]

i will always remind you
somebody's got to keep that golden boy ego in check

plus you were kind of cute running up and down all those stairs

[quarterbacking]

'scott, if you don't stop staring, you'll be in skirt for friday's game'
that's what i suffered thru for you

you want my ego in check but you're also part of my fan club

[recoined]

poor baby
you could have pulled it off, i think

wait a second
i'm just part of your fan club now?
i thought we had something special

[quarterbacking]

you overestimate me, out of the two of us,
you're the only one that can stick landings

since membership is exclusive to kimberly hart
that does make it special

[recoined]

trust me
you don't have to be able to stick a landing to rock a skirt
otherwise amanda clark would never have made the squad

you're such a flatterer

[quarterbacking]

amanda clark also isn't in your league
especially as far as skirt wearing goes

maybe it's all part of my endgame

[recoined]

not that i don't love throwing shade at bitchy squad girls
but i think i'd rather you tell me more about this mysterious endgame

[quarterbacking]

to remove a layer of the mystery, i just got my truck back today, now that the upholstery is fixed

[recoined]

is that right
and what are your plans with said truck, mr scott?

[quarterbacking]

it would kind of suck to take it out for a test drive alone?
and there's a six foot bed in the back, no window sneaking required

[recoined]

i could be persuaded to join you
but only if there's a reasonable supply of pillows and blankets in said truck bed

in case i get cold, obviously

[quarterbacking]

the majority of my pillows and blankets come in plaid
but i can lay them out in the bed without anyone noticing

exactly. for keeping you warm.

[recoined]

you should know by now that i don't have any complaints about the contents of your bed
or what goes on in it