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[puppypower]

[... okay. so as strange as this conversation may be, that's the thing that stands out to him as weird. that has him staring down at his phone in confusion because that isn't something malia would say]

are you feeling okay???

[recoined]

i should be asking you
talk about stranger danger

[puppypower]

[well. time for a long long pause, because--]

this isnt malia is it?

[recoined]

( he's just gonna get a selfie back of kimberly, looking particularly bemused by the entire situation. luckily for scott, she's at the gym, not at home and therefore... you know, living out her own advice. )

[puppypower]

oh god im so sorry i didnt mean to send you any of that i thought this was my friend i think i hit the wrong number im so sorry

[recoined]

it's fine, don't worry about it
malia's a friend of mine

i'm kimberly, by the way

[puppypower]

you know her?
dont tell her i said any of that. please
or better yet just ignore that i said anything in the first place??

[recoined]

let me guess: this wasn't about sex at all
was this about the whole werewolf thing? or werecoyote?
which one are you?

[puppypower]

[werewolf. werecoyote. oh crap...]

no i was totally talking about sex what else could it mean???

[recoined]

is that your final answer?
because i can definitely ask malia whose number this is instead if you'd rather me do that

[puppypower]

no wait you dont need to do that!
i was talking about swimming okay
someone wanted to go skinny dipping and i they thought i was weird for wanting to wear trunks

[...that works in the context, right?]

[recoined]

( real talk: she's definitely going to ask malia whose number this is. but for now, she'll let him think he's getting off easy. )

you should tell your "friend" that skinny dipping is a summer thing

[puppypower]

ill let her know. thanks

[or rather, he'll just go find a hole to bury himself in]