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Kimberly Hart (18)pink is my signature color. my boyfriend's basically a human flamethrower. anything else will cost you. ... preferably via debt paid in the form of strawberry donuts from glazed, because those things are amazing.

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[speedforcer]

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well



at least it's not gaga

[recoined]

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( she's not going to comment on the "i think i'm engaged" part because... well, this isn't exactly the type of place that seems to focus a whole lot on Significant Commitments. )

if it makes you feel better
beyhive > little monsters
💁👯💃

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that's all i ever ask

[...says the guy who hummed poker face during his last network debut. but we don't talk about that!]

you know
i've got to give you credit though
your profile's definitely the most imaginative out there

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really now
i've never met a guy so easily satisfied before
you should start a talk show

glad you like, though

( wink. )

[foreshock]

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dj, please pick up your phone, i'm on the request line

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i'm a genie in a bottle, baby
you've got to rub me the right way, honey ;)

or did you have another song in mind

[foreshock]

genies are temperamental. i much prefer girls who go after what they want.
like the kind that'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.

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sounds like a good way to get a bullet in the brain

i'm a big girl
i can handle myself
but if i get lonely i might need your help

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Big elephant?

[ He sure feels old. ]

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( old or not — and kimberly's pretty positive that ninety-nine is a joke, because he does not look old enough to be her great-grandfather, that's for damn sure — he's hot. which means there's only one real reaction she can offer. )

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sounds like someone needs a musical education
luckily, i'm an excellent tutor

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[ Hahahahaha. Ready for that shock, Kimberly? ]

I'll admit I've been a little behind on the musical tastes of today.

Tutor me. I definitely need to learn.

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( why is he so cute, that should be illegal. she's offended by how cute he is. mostly because it makes her feel a little bad for hitting on him. only a little, though. )

i am more than happy to take on that challenge
it's a sacrifice but someone's got to do it

though i do have to tell you, i normally charge for tutoring
since you're new here i'll be a little more flexible
maybe the barter system :)

[killertrack]

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Not my favorite Missy Elliott song, but makes for a good conversation starter

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it works pretty well
after all, now you have to tell me your favorite
(if it's not gossip folks, i don't know that we can be friends)

oh, and i've got to know what you drive, obviously
( no, she's not a teenage girl with a Thing for guys and cars, why do you ask? )

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actually, it's The Rain, but Gossip Folks is pretty good
is that good enough for friendship?

and I drive a Challenger
Is this some kind of test?

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it's harder to dance to, but the bass is better, i'll give you that
you should really open with the car, you know

technically it's more of a pop quiz but you passed either way :)

[unanticipate]

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[ She sees that lack of age disclosed, lady. ]

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does that mean you think i'm interesting?

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Possibly. Also interested in knowing why there's no age listed.

[ Not one to beat around the bush, this one. ]

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why should there be?
as the great tyra banks once said:
people don't need to know how long i've been in business
they just need to know that business is good

( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

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Strictly speaking I would love to put you down and reverse it.

[ He's fairly certain what that means. The rest is gibberish. ]

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( sure, okay, she's willing to believe exactly zero percent of the whole "pirate captain hook" thing, but he's hot and straightforward about his interest, so... why not? kimberly's excellent at decision making, clearly. )

well, don't stop there
tell me more, captain

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[ She wouldn't be the first woman to not believe it. At this point it's just standard when they don't realize. Or they assume that because he lacks a perm and a wax mustache that he can't possible be the same man. ]

I don't really believe I can explain more using your words.

But I was right though? About what that means?

[ He'll tell you more once he makes sure he was saying the right things and that they mean what he thinks they do. ]

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was the check not enough of a hint?

( where'd that confidence go? what is it with men here and all the hesitation!!! )

feel free to explain however you'd like

(frozen comment) okc » update.

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( updated: 10.07.2017 )
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