» stand there and watch me burn.

[recoined]

hit me with your best shot.

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[focally]

if i try not to look suspicious
i'm just gonna look more suspicious
what am i supposed to do???

[recoined]

look less suspicious, obviously
i'm not really interested in the veronica lodge freakout tbh

[focally]

this is me trying to look less suspicious
you and me both. i'm legitimately concerned for my safety

[recoined]

you look like you're about to puke
tone it down

and maybe you should have thought about that before you agreed to go out with her