i felt securely on the winning side when i left you handcuffed now i'm finding out you're still getting breakfast delivered out of it doesn't seem fair
uber eats has really stepped up their delivery services i did have to convince the guy to climb through the window but i think the view and the tip i gave him probably helped a little
you could have at least left me with netflix or something though
he had to climb through a window, that's worth five bucks and besides he made sure I didn't dehydrate in your absence so you clearly owe him a thank you
hmmmm that'd be much easier if you had told me what exactly you had in mind before you so abruptly left
i'll be sure to leave him a glowing review excellent ninja skills, a+ hydration i'm also fairly pleased about the handcuffs even if i took them from the institute
that was an option, yeah instead i decided to go the leaving you in anticipation route
the correct term is borrow I borrowed the handcuffs with every intention of bringing them back later they should be grateful that I'm having their quality tested
ideas and imagination aren't things I lack in just for the record
i'm sure they'll be thrilled to hear exactly how you're "testing" them though if you're going to fill out a quality control form be sure to let them know they could probably use a little padding
my methods might be unconventional but they're effectively the clave doesn't really care about prisoner comfort for you, though, maybe i'll put in a request
that's the beautiful thing, kimberly the truth doesn't require belief, it just is i'm incredibly creative.
i'm so glad i could be here for you it's obviously my life's dream to help you live out your fantasies of having your way with a hot prisoner in captivity
so creative you left halfway through to go clean up mr perfect's mess tell him i hope he gets cockblocked next time
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now i'm finding out you're still getting breakfast delivered out of it
doesn't seem fair
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if i don't get breakfast out of this, i might not have any energy left in me
which would really defeat the purpose of leaving me cuffed all morning
you should be proud of my resourcefulness here
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just so we're clear, the handcuffs stay on, once i clear up this institute business, we're back on
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i did have to convince the guy to climb through the window
but i think the view and the tip i gave him probably helped a little
you could have at least left me with netflix or something though
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you'll need the energy do i'll allow it
could have, didn't. strategical choice. instead of netflix, all you have to think about is what's going to happen when i do get there
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and besides
he made sure I didn't dehydrate in your absence so you clearly owe him a thank you
hmmmm
that'd be much easier if you had told me what exactly you had in mind before you so abruptly left
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excellent ninja skills, a+ hydration
i'm also fairly pleased about the handcuffs
even if i took them from the institute
that was an option, yeah
instead i decided to go the leaving you in anticipation route
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theft of institute property
pretty sure that's against at least one or two rules
sounds more like a lack of ideas to me
hopefully you think of a few between now and then
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I borrowed the handcuffs with every intention of bringing them back later
they should be grateful that I'm having their quality tested
ideas and imagination aren't things I lack in
just for the record
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though if you're going to fill out a quality control form
be sure to let them know they could probably use a little padding
oh, i'm sorry
was i supposed to believe that?
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the clave doesn't really care about prisoner comfort
for you, though, maybe i'll put in a request
that's the beautiful thing, kimberly
the truth doesn't require belief, it just is
i'm incredibly creative.
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it's obviously my life's dream to help you live out your fantasies of having your way with a hot prisoner in captivity
so creative you left halfway through to go clean up mr perfect's mess
tell him i hope he gets cockblocked next time