» stand there and watch me burn.

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hit me with your best shot.

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ii.

[eggsy]

pretty sure our friendship is the reason i'll die of liver failure, so i guess it's only fair i damn you to hell.

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as if you're not going there with me, james bond

[eggsy]

don't know what you're on. i'm an angel

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please
if you're an angel i'm the virgin mary herself

[eggsy]

i've heard how virginal you aren't, ms hart.

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is that so? heard anything interesting?

[eggsy]

wouldn't you like to know.
what kind of gentleman would i be if i told though?

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"gentleman" is questionable
but personally, i'm more of a fan of show over tell

[eggsy]

suppose that means i know what i'll be doing this evening.
are you available for a practical demonstration?

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oh, i don't know, i think i might have had plans
but i think i can squeeze you in

[eggsy]

how magnanimous of you.
shall i bring over a bottle of wine?

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consider yourself blessed
i think you shall, my lord

[eggsy]

you're in for quite the night, m'lady.
red or white?

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surprise me
let's just hope you don't disappoint

[eggsy]

to quote one of my idols: manners maketh man.
a gentleman never disappoints.

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please tell me you're not trying to get into my pants with a shakespeare quote