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[recoined]

hit me with your best shot.

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tfln take two.

[recoined]

i. every time a dude i hooked up with becomes friends with another dude i hooked up with, i die a little inside. that's way more honesty than i'm comfortable with.
ii. i'm pretty sure our friendship is the reason i'm going to hell.
iii. okay, but ground rule: no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea"
iv. what if i want romance AND getting laid???
v. excuse you. don't trash talk my snuggie. the snuggie is bae.

iii

[amarillos]

guess that means that both jason and billy are out.

[recoined]

this sounds like a hell of a threesome

( is she kidding? who knows. )

[amarillos]

very interesting word choice

[but not an outright refusal.]

[recoined]

oh yeah?
like it wouldn't break zack's brain

[amarillos]

no.
it definitely would. why don't we find out?

ii.

[eggsy]

pretty sure our friendship is the reason i'll die of liver failure, so i guess it's only fair i damn you to hell.

[recoined]

as if you're not going there with me, james bond

[eggsy]

don't know what you're on. i'm an angel

[recoined]

please
if you're an angel i'm the virgin mary herself

[eggsy]

i've heard how virginal you aren't, ms hart.

iii

[cranston]

so I'm jsut like... not allowed to come/?

iv. ya thirsty heaux

[acuerdo]

that's a really tall order for someone so short.

why are you so rude to me

[recoined]

wow, babe
i can always reconsider the whole 'both by the same person' concept
i mean, if you think you can only handle the first part

[acuerdo]

you wouldn't.
i think i do okay with both.
unless you think i'm lacking in some way.

[recoined]

i think i do a pretty good job of showing you my opinion
but i'm not the one saying it's a tall order, so...

[acuerdo]

didn't say i wasn't gonna hold up my end.
I think you know how I feel by now

v

[quarterbacking]

the snuggie is a crime against humanity, kimberly. just admit it.

[recoined]

just because you can’t pull it off does not mean it’s that bad
how else am i supposed to stay warm, huh?

[quarterbacking]

find me a flannel one and i could pull it off. except they're still terrible
pure, unrelenting rage.

[recoined]

i don't think you have the body for a snuggie, jason scott

or apparently the ability to recognize when a girl just wants to cuddle
you were supposed to offer me your body heat
what kind of boy scout were you?

ii

[chamberlain]

at least you won't be able to say you haven't lived a full life.

[recoined]

there's a bad joke in there somewhere
do you usually drag all your friends through spell circles or was this some kind of weird hazing ritual

[chamberlain]

our form of hazing usually involves way more property damage.

[ ask cassie about her car sometime.

or don't, actually. ]

[recoined]

to be fair ours isn't any better
destroying a city in a giant robot's kinda guaranteed to leave a mark

( cassie is human oatmeal, why would anyone talk to her about anything. )